Macrodoodoo Refinement
November 21, 2025
Your innie is reminded that “bioload events” are not part of the wellness program.
Your innie is reminded that “bioload events” are not part of the wellness program.
Best of luck to all of the Team USA athletes competing in these summer games, but especially to Simone Biles — Toothy and friends are
Having recently picked up the bass as a hobby, this one seemed relevant.
This must be where worm pies go when they die. (Although, I regrettably exhausted my catalog of established characters before I was able to put
This one was a special request from my daughter. Are you a good lotl or a naughty lotl?
No, seriously — a group of axolotls is really called a “harem.”
Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yickety-doo, yickety-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy, too-tah.
“There’s no dahk side of the pool, really…matter of fact, it’s all dahk.”
Traffic, amirite? (I’ve decided to embrace Seamus the Shwale. I like him better with gills.)
Axolotls, we’re outrageous Xochimilco’s where they made us Hunting worms now, we’re voracious And endangered, can you save us? An albino, a leucistic A melanoid,
Admit it — you’ve got one of these in your house right now.
Mamaaaaaaaaaa Just bit my friend Put my mouth against her head Chomped her gill, she’s seeing red….